Celebrity Baby Names

It seems with every celebrity pregnancy, some baby name (or two) you've never heard of follows with it. While some turn out incredibly beautiful like Shiloh Nouveau and Vivienne Marcheline, most aren't so lucky. Also to all those who say Angie's crazy, do you really think someone who named their child Apple or Pilot Inspektor is playing with a full deck? The newest and possibily the worst child name I've heard so far is not the first name but the middle name... Bronx Mowgli Wentz. What the heck are you thinking naming your child after a Disney character from the Jungle Book? Also it's not bad enough that you named them after the Jungle Book but the fact that you actually take pride in the name thinking you've done a good job. Why The Jungle Book of all things anyway? You couldn't pick a Disney movie where the characters had normal names like Pocahontas or The Little Mermaid (save for the name Flounder, The Little Mermaid had normal names). Also just so everyone is aware, the name Mowgli is not a real name. Rudyard Kipling (the guy who wrote The Jungle Book) made it up. In other words, they would have done a better job naming him Baloo (Baloo means bear in Hindi) or Bagheera (Bagheera means panther in Hindi). At least those are real words that are unique with some pretty cool meanings for Hollywood. Naming your child Mowgli is like naming them Frodo or Bilbo. You're begging for your child (pardon my French) to have their ass kicked on a daily basis. I really feel sorry for their future teachers because they'll have to defend the names with a straight face when they other kids tease them. Well it's not surprising. Look who named him: The younger sister of the world's dumbest unnatural blonde and a rock star who wears eyeliner better than his wife. Whatever happened to naming your children Anna or Lara or William or Jack?